I got this in a fwd email and it was funny. So I thought I would share!
So, being inventive, she looked around the house
for something to build up the center of the cake.
And would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a fellow church member and try to have a good time. She did not really want to attend
because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her
nose at the fact that Alice was a single parent and not from the
founding families of Tuscaloosa, but having already RSVP'd, she
couldn't think of a believable excuse to stay home.
Alice smiled and thought
"God is good."